Saturday, April 6, 2013

Comedy: Lisa Needs A Shower

Lisa: Just got home from a scuffle in Jamaa Township about flash trading!
Oliver: *holds nose*Ew! Lisa, you smell of wet fur and dust! Go put yourself in the bathtub!
Lisa: Sorry, there was an elephant involved. Stomped on everyone and sneezed.
Oliver: Double ew!
Otto: *poking his head out of the mess hall* Hey, that isn't funny!
Lisa: *stifling a laugh* Nothing is funny, I'm dirty, Oliver thinks I smell bad, and there is a grumpy elephant on the loose!
Otto:...
Oliver: RUN!
Lisa: RUN!
*Otto charges and chases them all around the hut*

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