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Friday, July 5, 2013

Comedy: Tempest, Tell Me


Tango: TEMPEST! DID YOU BREAK MY PRECIOUS CHINESE VASE?!
Tempest: No... *hiding baseball behind back*
Tango: Lemmee see that.
Tempest: See what?
Tango: *snatches ball* You know what I mean.
Tempest: I was playing baseball with Zion, jeez!
Tango: *narrows eyes* Then why is there a porcelain shard in it?
Tempest: Peck threw a tantrum about a ruined pot and a shard landed in here!
Tango: Likely, but I don't believe it.
Tempest: Why WOULD I break a vase?
Tango: Dark shell powers outta control?
Tempest: *sweating* Um, a tornado came in here and broke it!
Tango: OBJECTION! A tornado would have ruined my burrow, not just a vase! Tempest....
Tempest: AHH! I CONFESS, I DID IT! LET ME OFF THE HOOK! I'LL PAY FOR A REPLACEMENT!
Tango: THAT WAS AN EXPENSIVE CHINESE VASE! REPAIR IT!
Tempest: *grumbling*  Fine, I'll get some superglue. (Jeez, Tango is a little strung up today...)
Tango: (when Tempest leaves) SHAKE IT! (does several dances, since she doesn't like Tempest a lot) I broke the vase myself! All it took was some charmspeak to convince Tempest she did it, and voila! I get some alone time!
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 5, 2013 at 10:32 AM

    LOL XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I vote Mia :3 (for the poll XD)

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    1. UnknownJuly 5, 2013 at 10:39 AM

      Seem like the heroes that are the most well known/ are popular in real life are winning. =3

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  2. AnonymousJuly 5, 2013 at 10:11 PM

    xD Great story, seems a lot like Tempest, and I had a good laugh for quite a bit! I've been pretty busy all day though..

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  3. TempestJuly 6, 2013 at 12:59 PM

    O_o Tempest's my Pokémon's fursona's name.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 6, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    My comment dissapeared .-. Anyways, great story xD Sounds like something Temest would do...

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