Savior: *grumbling* ... are retarded
Tango: Come again?
Savior: Look, I know we're good friends, but I hate your habit of collecting jewels. Jokes about rubies at breakfast! Jokes about jade throughout the morning! Jokes about diamonds at lunch! Jokes about pearls during the afternoon! Jokes about gold at dinner! Jokes about every single jewel possible! Look, some of us prefer nature, so please control your obsession!
Tango: Fine, but first... TAKE A DIAMOND!
Savior: ?
Tango: Just take it for telling me. I have a lot of MAH JEWELS anyways.
Savior: Um...
Tango: Ta-ta! *skips away*
Savior: *sighs* Some things never change... Especially Tango's habits of doing this... I'll go spend this diamond at the store.
BONUS LINE!
Tango: *breathing fast* OMZ! JEWELS! GIMMEE MAH JEWELS!!!!!!!!
THE END.=D
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