The Thinner Legion: Alpha

Finally, the not-so-long awaited Jade saga to elaborate on what happened as soon as Frost and Tempest left with their buddies for the jungle. You'll find two NEW Neo Mobians, more on the Chao the Mobian Heroes own, and a bit on Dark Mira. The Babylon Heroes (Oswald and the others) aren't yet present, but as the story goes, I may just include a sneak peek of them. Also, I won't be online much until Wednesday because I'm moving into a new house WITHOUT BROADBAND OR INTERNET, so wait awhile. I'll be counting on Zoroark to continue his saga, Ibp to hopefully come back, and Tempest to roleplay a bit. Don't let me down! (P.S. This saga is going to feature Greek letters as the numbers, so it'll be like Alpha, Beta, Delta, Epilson, Gamma, Omega, e.t.c.)

Jade stretched out in her bedroom, listening to the jabbering of her parents and Pearl's Chao messing with their TV.
Neo Mobius was peaceful, especially with the Articifial Chaos guarding Portal and Epilson, the child of Scourge and Fiona, was subdued in the custody of the Zone Cops, even after Warden Zobotnik had a jailbreak led by Scourge thousands of years ago. Long story short, most Mobians were finally living peaceful lives.
Sure, the Third Phantom War was still felt even in this dimension, signified by the phantoms sometimes drifting around at night and the tearing at the Interdimensional Highway's gate to Jamaa, but luckily, neither side saw Neo Mobius as a beach to defeat the other side, as Angel Island had been a long time ago.
She was watching a flick on TV about the time Eggman deflected Chaos Control and rewrote the rules of time... when her Blackberry rang.
"Dreams... of an absolution." muttered the ringtone. The previous night, Jade had set the ringtone to her father's theme song, but it was already getting annoying, you see, so she immediately yanked the Blackberry off of the magohany bedstand, and slid the outdated phone open.
"Oh, Jade? Want to um, eat some chilidogs at Uncle Chucks? I mean, the founder is dead, but ex-King Sonic runs it well..." muttered a familiar voice.
"Onyx!" squealed Jade. "Well... sure! Meet ya there in a minute."
"Bu-- oh. Right. You can count on the engineered Chao Wisp Yip to get you there. Toodles."
Jade smiled as the thumbnail of Onyx's cell phone profile vanished into the data inside the phone, and tossed it into her shorts just as she put them on. Thank Chaos that it landed in her pocket, else she would have a cell phone underwear problem.
Jade wore her polar bear fur bra at night, so she didn't have to put it on already. She liked having a bare belly, but because she didn't want to look like a rascal and because she was on a date, Jade hastily slid on a pink tank top to boot.
Last but not least, she felt around in her cluttered closet, and found her combat boots... with Yip sleeping in it.
You see, Yip is pretty much her personal wisp so she doesn't have to look for one to transform. Shard and Crystal worked together to engineer and breed her new Chao, but with the properties of every single color of wisp. Whenever Jad fed Yip an energy crystal of a certain wisp color (white, red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, or violet), Yip would adapt its properties and essentially be that wisp until after absorption. Fed a Chaos Emerald though... he became the embodiment of Chaos, making him much more useful and easier to utilize.
"Yip!" yipped Jade.
The little angel Chao opened one eye, and croaked "Chao?".
Jade yanked him out of her combat boots, and slid them on, all while sticking him on her shoulders for a piggy-back ride. He didn't like how lean she was from intense, vigorous training, but nevertheless let his tongue sag out of his mouth as she ran out of her room, down the carpeted stairs, and plopped contentedly on a chair in the dining room to gulp down some oatmeal, then leave for Uncle Chuck's.
Crystal, who was still in good shape despite her age, washed some pots and fed Yip some white energy crystals to nuture his growth.
"Take good care of him throughout the day, Jade! He'll make sure you don't end up the way you did in Vramaa. I'm worried about you, and I don't want to lose my only daughter!" Crystal chirped lovingly.
"Oh, mother, puh-lease. I can't believe you once were an avid hero like me when you were younger. You just seem like a normal mother to me." muttered Jade, rolling her eyes.
Crystal blushed, making a weird watermelon effect, but sighed.
"Ah, never mind then. I know you're in a rush to.... erhm... have fun with Onyx, but I want to explain two things to you."
She turned around, the sink now full of water and full of dirty dishes.
"First of all, I'll explain the paradox that is happening because Silver and I got together." said Crystal.
She got out a napkin, and drew using a gold-tipped pen. They could afford that sort of thing because Crystal was a revered artist using wisp colors, and Silver was a rich person that brought things from the future into his "future", which was the past - to garner for lots of money.
"So, he found out Amy Rose and Shadow gave birth to Onyx, who was Silver's ancestor... that is, until the world was blanked out for several eons, which rewrote time. Silver married me, and gave birth to you and your brother. You would eventually marry Onyx-" Jade blushed, and turned her head away "-and you would give birth again, and so on so forth for about four generations until the coming of Ibilis and other disasters, which gave way to the Solaris War, and then other events. It's all a large paradox, Jade, and... I just wanted you, a sophmore, to know."
Despite being an honor roll student and understanding of time paradoxes that happened because of the Dark Presence, Jade was truly baffled. Things were turning out weird, but she decided that it wasn't exactly the most complicated thing in the world.
"And?" inquired Jade.
"Second thing is, Yip is outfitted with Cyber Elf DNA so he can work efficently. It enhances his energy crystal absorption, but special measures were made so he wouldn't be like the Mother Elf, or in other words, the Messiah of the period between the Maverick Wars and Cyber Elf Wars." said Crystal.
Jade's eyes nearly glazed over from all those history lessons, but she was relieved to hear Crystal say:
"Well, that's all for now, sweetie, have fun!"

(Just the prolouge, rest coming soon!)